Pigs (Three Different Ones)

Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.

You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.

And when your hand is on your heart,

You're nearly a good laugh,

Almost a joker,

With your head head down in the pig bin,

Saying, "keep on digging."

Pig stain on your fat chin.

What do you hope to find?

When you're down in the pig mine,

You're nearly a laugh,

You're nearly a laugh,

But you're really a cry.

Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are.

You fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are

You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.

You're nearly a good laugh,

Almost worth a quick grin

You like the feel of steel,

You're hot stuff with a hat pin,

And you're good fun with a hand gun.

You're nearly a laugh,

You're nearly a laugh

But you're really a cry.

Hey you, Whitehouse,

Ha ha charade you are

You house proud town mouse,

Ha ha charade you are

You're trying to keep our feelings off the street

You're nearly a real treat,

All tight lips and cold feet,

And do you feel abused?

You gotta stem the evil tide,

And keep it all on the inside.

Mary you're nearly a treat,

Mary you're nearly a treat

But you're really a cry.

by Waters,Roger (1977)